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Saturday, January 22

Paul Is Dead


                This theory has been going on for more than 40 years now. It states that Paul McCartney of the Beatles was killed, most version say in a car crash, and replaced by an imposter. This sound farfetched, but many are very adamant about the proof being in the pudding. They say that the Beatles have left clues through many albums and that there is physical evidence to top it off. We’ll be looking at some of this “proof” today and making our own conclusions.

Facial Comparison
                This site here: http://digilander.libero.it/jamespaul/fc1.html did some interesting comparisons of McCartney’s faces. Here is pre-conspiracy McCartneys compared to each other.



                At first I was impressed. This seems like good evidence. The two look nothing alike. Then I made one of two old pictures of me. Now I am far less impressed. I really don’t even look like the same person. A very slight angle change and change in expression makes that much of a difference.

Height
                According to the same site (has some very good theories on it, so I suggest you look at it in its entirety) Paul’s height significantly changed. I just don’t see the change as significant enough to say that it’s conclusive of anything.

Eye Color
                Same reference site again. As the site says, Paul McCartney had hazel eyes. However, the later Paul (“Faul”, as many people call him) seems to have green, gray, or brown eyes. As a guy with dark hazel eyes myself I can say that in some conditions my eyes can look brown, green and once or twice I’ve seen them look gray. Therefore I can’t give anything to this evidence.
                That’s the last of what I’ll show from that site however, as the rest I just can’t even begin to agree with. The writer mentions plastic surgery and goes on to show how that could be true. The author is very good, but I don’t agree with the evidence.

Album Covers
                People have theories for almost every single Beatle’s album cover. I’m just going to cover the interesting ones. I’ll put the link I got most of this part from in the references, so check it out for some more.
                Help!: The album cover for “Help!” shows the Beatle’s attempting to spell something out. It looks to me like it says “TYKS” to me. But some conspiracy theorists say they are spelling out “NUJV”, which stands for “New Unknown James Vocalist” (James being Paul’s real first name). This theory sucks. I don’t even see the letters “NUJV”, and even if I did why would they stand for something uncreative like that?
                Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band: This is my personal favorite album by the Beatles and also the one with the most rumors. First off, people say it looks like a grave site, which I admit it does, but that’s nothing really. Secondly, people say the yellow flowers spell out the word “Paul?”. I just don’t see it. There’s way to many theories involving this album for me to cover them all, but they are all so ridiculous. I recommend you go to the link in references and look for yourself.
                Let It Be: On the cover of this album, Paul is the only one shown with a Red Background. Also he is the only one not looking off to the left side of the album. Of course this is “conclusive evidence”! Great clue that is…
                Original Yesterday and Today cover: On the original cover of Yesterday and Today there are only two decapitated dolls in the photo, both of which are pointing towards Paul. Also, a burnt doll head is held up next to Paul’s, perhaps a reference to how his dead body looked after his car crash?

Back Masking:
                When it comes to back masking, I am very hard to convince. If you reverse something, you can pretty much hear whatever you want. In the references there is a link with many “Beatle’s Backmasking” samples. Listen to ‘em, formulate your own conclusions. I’ve made mine.

Final Word:
                Obviously I didn’t cover everything, if you have something else discuss it in the comments or become a fan on Facebook and we can discuss it there. I personally feel this theory needs to die. Paul is still Paul. He isn’t dead and he never was.

***Some Images Were Removed From This Page To Avoid Potential Lawsuits and/or Shutdowns. My apologies***

 
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Saturday, January 8

Flat Earth?

          Right off the bat you are all thinking I'm crazy for even talking about this. Christopher Columbus already proved the earth was round, right? Well, according to some people the answer is NO.
         
          First off let me say that to believe any of this theory you must believe every Apollo mission and satellite image has been hoaxed by NASA. Some people do believe this, I'm not one of them. In the Summer of 1838 a man by the name of Samuel Rowbotham waded out into a straight, six mile stretch of the Old Bedford River. With a telescope he watched a boat sail down the river. According to Rowbotham, he was able to watch the boat for the entire six miles, despite the fact that it should have fallen about ten feet below his line of vision had the earth been spherical. This experiment has been repeated many times, and the results never seem to stay conclusive. Sometimes the boat disappears, sometimes it doesn't. In 1904 Lady Elizabeth Anne Blount did a similar experiment with a white sheet and a camera. From six miles away, the camera was able to photograph the white sheet. Sounds like some good evidence right? Well, honestly I can't write it off. But I don't call these things an "experiment" as they don;'t exactly follow the scientific method.

           A notable Flat-Earthian was William Carpenter, who wrote Theoretical Astronomy Examined and Exposed - Proving the Earth not a Globe. Sounds like a real page-turner...and it comes in eight parts. Whoop-dee-doo. One of his arguments is:

"There are rivers that flow for hundreds of miles towards the level of the sea without falling more than a few feet — notably, the Nile, which, in a thousand miles, falls but a foot. A level expanse of this extent is quite incompatible with the idea of the Earth's convexity. It is, therefore, a reasonable proof that Earth is not a globe."
          O.o Really? Because the rivers can flow for miles without falling much, this is proof the earth is flat? Honestly what kind of nutcase is this guy? First of all, if you put a ball on even the slightest slope, if the surface is smooth the ball will roll. Slopes don't need to be that much and the Nile is not exactly a fast moving river. Second of all, how does this even prove the Earth is flat? Doesn't this actually prove the earth is round? Think about it, if it's on a flat surface and it moves either A. Your surface is not flat or B. It's alive. Maybe I don't understand this, I don't know.

          Your homework for today is to go here http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?board=10.0 and read some of these people's posts and arguments. They're good for a laugh if nothing else. This project features flawed math, rejection of evidence, failed science, tossing of the scientific method, ignorance of history, and frequent denial. If somebody can give me some real evidence I'll listen, but until then I think this theory should be squished flatter than...well, flatter than a Flat Earth.

***Some Images Were Removed From This Page To Avoid Potential Lawsuits and/or Shutdowns. My apologies***


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Wednesday, January 5

No more

 I will no longer be doing posts on Wednesday. It's just too hard to maintain and frankly, I don't feel my following is strong enough for me to take time out of my schedule to update it. Saturday posts will continue. I may bring these back in the Summer, depending on various factors.

Saturday, January 1

Happy New Year!

Happy New Year to everyone! I'm not going to write a full article because it would need to appropriately be New Years theamed and frankly, I got nothing. Instead, here is a link to a Snopes article about all the things you should do on New Years day to ensure good luck befalls your household (yeah right):

http://www.snopes.com/holidays/newyears/beliefs.asp